It's no secret that I'm a bit of a shutterbug. I'm in no way a photographer, don't get me wrong; I don't own a fancy camera because I tend to break them, and I don't take artistic shots, for the most part. No, I just like taking goofy pics and documenting moments that I think might amuse you, my loyal readers. Yes -- as that lovable old pothead Willie Nelson once sang,
you are always on my mind.
This is why I love having a decent camera on my cell phone. I find myself taking pics of the weirdest stuff.... It has been a while since I've gone through the many, many photos that I've taken with my handy-dandy cell phone, so today's the day!
Behold! Snapshots from my weird little life:
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| Back off, ladies! I saw him first. |
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| Gettin' my beauty on. |
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| Photobombed! |
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| What? We just like woodland creatures! Pervs. |
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| Pedicure. Vibrating chair. Snail dildo. Just your average Wednesday. |
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| Want some candy? It's been in my ass. |
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| I give it a 6. |
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| Such a pretty princess! |
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| What I bought at the store last night. Clearly, I'm a total health nut. |
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| Mala learns a valuable lesson: never pull a pirate's finger. |
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| Jim & Joe audition for "Seabisquit: The Final Chapter." |
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| Give me "crazy eyes!" perfect! |
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| Ain't nothin' but a hound dog. |
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| Good to the last drop. |
Hope you liked 'em. TTFN!
