Showing posts with label Show Me Yours. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Show Me Yours. Show all posts

Monday, April 19, 2010

Show me YOURS: Senior Portrait Edition

Hey all! Yup, it's Monday... you knew this was coming!

Today's the day I asked you all to bring some yearbook hilarity. To play along, just post a photo of yourself in high school (preferably your Senior portrait) on your blog and I'll put the link here on the OOBH. OR, you can send me your photo and I'll post it here, like I did for the fine folks below.

I'll be updating this post as they come in, so be sure to check back often.

Let's get this pahty stahted!

Audra told me I could steal her pic from Facebook, so I totally did.



Why, helloooooo, Breathless Mahoney. How YOU doin'?

You know Cary as the wise-ass comedian behind List Of The Day, GuySpeak, etc. Now behold his high school hotness!



Nice butt cut, my friend! You were super cute despite the unibrow.

MtnMama - once a babe, always a babe!



MtnMama is also so cool that she sent a couple groovy candid yearbook shots, too!



Onebadmamajama proves that she lived up to her name from an early age:



(I won't say anything about her bangs, because it would be mean to talk about her bangs, which are clearly fabulous.)

And last but not least... here is La Bev as a sweet & salty 17-year-old virgin girl:



You'll notice that my photo looks strikingly similar to my sister's photo. What can I say, we lived in a small town and our local photographer only had a few choice poses in his repertoire. Coincidentally, most of the girls in my class had pictures just like this one.




And as promised, here's the special bonus shot - my college year book photo:


Look at me - so young, so full of hope and optimism. What happened?!

ETA: Here come the links!

Lookin' goooooooood, Heidi Renee! Show me "pensive!" Show me "annoyed!" You nailed it!

The lovely Salt, as a blonde!! Love the piercings, girly! I would have pierced my whole face if my parents hadn't been so strict!

Carol has added her photo! Hubba hubba, hot mama!

Mala could't find her yearbook, but she found a few other gems!

Join the fun! Send me your photos or links!!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

REMINDER: Fire up those scanners!


You know I never post on Sundays because I'm so religious I'm a lazy-ass, but today I'm making an exception so that I can remind you all to get me those Senior portraits!!

SHOW ME YOURS TOMORROW!!

Bonus points for posing with your pussy:



C'mon, you know you wanna play. :)

See ya' tomorrow!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Show me YOURS!

I know I promised a new game of Show Me Yours last week, but... well, last week just got away from me and I didn't get around to it! So we'll do it this week, mkay?

The last time we played was waaaaay back in 2009, when I asked you all to show me your workspaces/desks/computing locations. We had fun peeking into our fellow FOOBH's homes, didn't we? I know I enjoyed putting on my stalking hat and eyeballing your special areas. **eyebrow wiggle**

This time might require a tad* more effort, but what's a little effort between friends? This week's Show Me Yours is...

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Your Senior Portrait!

Ta DAAAAAAAA!

That's right. I'm asking you to unearth your high school senior portrait and scan that bad boy in for us to make fun of admire. If you don't have a scanner, take a picture of a picture for us. If you don't have a photo, how's that GED working out for you?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Next Monday 4/19, post your photo on your blog and let me know so I can include you in a list of links here on the OOBH. If you don't have a blog or don't want to post it there, just email it to me and I'll post it for you here.

It's just that simple! To prove that I do put my money where my mouth is, I will not only post my own sucktacular photo but those of my entire immediate family.

Are ya ready, kids?



I can't hear you!



Okay, settle down.

This is my babelicious mother in 1964:



You know how the Olson twins are rumored to say "prune" when having their photograph taken so that their lips look all puffy and pursed just-so? I think my mom invented that trick.

My handsome father, circa 1957:



My sessy sistah in 1986:



(Forgive the 'do and the pink pearls, ok? It was the 80's!)

And of course, La Bev. Take your pick:



Ha ha! Okay, okay. Those aren't really my Senior pics, but you'll have to wait till next week for that one. :) Since you're such patient little puppies I'll also include my college yearbook photo. No extra charge.

Okay, your turn! Fire up those scanners and buh-ring it! It's rare that I assign homework, so please don't leave me hanging!

Next Monday. You. Me. All of us.

Doing it, it, IT! Well, sorta.

* In space terms that's about a half a million miles.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

More office peeping, yay!

Hey there, sexy sexersons. How are you all on this fine Tuesday morning? I'm pretty good, although my youngest woke up later than usual (yay!) at 5:45 AM with a barking cough again (boooo!). CRAP! Not again! He just had Croup about two weeks ago, and I got sick and then D got sick... ugh.

FML.

Since he has no fever and seems to feel fine I did what any loving mother would do -- gave him a hit of Motrin and sent him to daycare. Hey man, we're all off tomorrow for Veterans Day, so we'll rest then. Of course I've got a list of shit to do tomorrow that's as long as my arm, but so be it. Gots to go to work today.

More of my lovely bloggy buddies submitted their office spaces for our prying eyes, so THANK YOU for that! I just love seeing these, maybe because then I can picture you all sitting there at your little work stations, writing love letters to your ol' chum Bev. Here are the latest and greatest submissions:

Kari - Not only did she comply with my request, she confessed that she *hearts* me in a girl crush kinda way! Awwwwwww! I assure you, the crush goes both ways -- this chick is a hot ticket! BONUS points for having my blog up on her monitor in the first photo.

Frank - Made me laugh while disturbing me ever-so-slightly, as always. I'm still trying not to be shocked that he reads cycling mags on the can and nothing racier (no pun intended). Also, all of our fears that Frank is writing to us girls without any pants on have now been confirmed. So there's that.

One Bad Mamajama - Even though she just moved her entire family, this cool chick managed to take a pic of her desk AND her unfinished novel! YAY! Well, not yay for the unfinished part, but I feel your pain on that one, girl.

Elliott - He swears he's gonna get us a pic of the rat maze he calls his day job today, so I'm linking to him prematurely. Go on over and say hi, won't you? He's a righteous dude.

As always, if anyone else wants in, just let me know and I'll add ya.

One last funny before I go. This morning our friend Organic Meatbag posted this hilarious video on his Facebook page, so I'm borrowing it to show all of you. You know how I love the Muppets, and The Count in particular, so this REALLY made me laugh. Enjoy!

It's the (bleeeeeeep)ing Count!



*smooches*

Monday, November 9, 2009

Show me yours Monday!

Thanks to everyone who ponied up the goods and showed off their Office Spaces! You are terrifically awesome, all of you. Those of you who didn't, I still love you, but... HRMPH.

On to the cool kids who DID show me theirs.

Whiskey Girl wasted no time showing off her desk at work, complete with (untouched!) mini bottles of Crown and a porcelain likeness of her doggie. Awwwww!

Mala really took one on the chin and showed us the one tiny corner of her home that is not spotless and meticulously organized -- her desk! What a good sport, huh? This is why she is my non-sexual soul mate.

Elliott really went out on a limb and showed us the little storage corner that he calls home, but what I can't get over is that he actually has a fully-stocked wine fridge. I mean, I had to put my wine rack in a closet because displaying an empty rack just depressed me. Wine does not stick around my place long enough to be decorative, clearly.

Stuart teased me unmercifully and SAID he'd post a pic, then didn't. I'm linking to him anyway just because I freaking like him, ok? He makes me laugh.

ETA:

Another cool chick chimed in! Calicobebop showed her new office and made reference to a kitty hanging from a tree limb poster, which makes her unbelievably awesome in my eyes! Check her out.

And now MtnMama is in on the action. WOOOT!!! And wow, what a nice work space it is! So spacious and organized, and I love the artwork. Oh, and while you're over there visiting, let's take a moment to wish her good luck on her job interviews this week, shall we?

Let's hear it for the girls! Heidi Renee has added her neat little laptop cove. Adorable and orderly, as I suspected! Oh, and how cool is it that she has both (allegedly) fake handcuffs and Taco Bell shwag on display? Pretty freakin' cool, that's how cool. Also, I wish I had a bed in my office. Just sayin'.

Ok, so since I already showed you my desk at work, I thought I'd show you were I do my blogging at home. I have a little desk, but I never sit at it and compute. I use it to collect crap, mostly, and as a place to keep my bills organized.



That's my adorable niece and some of those cheesy Willowtree figurines that my mother-in-law keeps giving me. I feel like I should display them to be nice, but... well. Anywhooooo. Before you get too impressed with my tidy little desk, check out what lives next to it 24/7:



Yes, a plastic bag of photos that I have yet to organize, nor will I ever organize. A filing box for my bills, which also contains a copy of my unfinished attempt at a novel, just to rub it in every time I glance down there or do my filing. And a box for greeting cards that contains exactly two greeting cards. Yet I can't seem to bring myself to throw it out, because that would be wasteful.

Truth be told, I do most of my home blogging and ALL of my computing either on the couch or here, in "my husband's" chair:



So there you have it! If anyone else still wants to play, let me know & I'll add ya!

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Mine was pretty good, and busy. On Saturday we had plans to get up and out by 9:45 to keep an appointment I had in Manchester, then we were going to go out to lunch after. D had requested his favorite eatery, Chili's (don't make fun!), and was suitably excited. So when I got up and told everyone to get ready to go, silly me... I thought they would!

I took a shower and got ready, came downstairs at 9:30 to find D playing Wii in his underwear, M covered in something sticky and wearing a sagging diaper and an unbuttoned, too-small onesie, and Jim with bed head and flannel pants, eating cereal. Oh, and the place was so trashed with toys and filth that I actually stepped on a motherfucking CHICKEN WING as I walked through the living room. Yes, you read that right, there was a chicken wing on the floor. FML! My mood went south in a hurry.



I went into Hurricane Beverly mode, which is another way of saying I turned into a drill sergeant. In the end, everyone was clean(ish), dressed, and in the car by 10:05, so I was only 10 minutes late to the appt. The rest of the day was very nice, and yes, I picked up the house.

On Sunday we had a cub scout outing which involved going to a local cat rescue and taking a nature walk. It was okay; it was a beautiful day so I'm glad we got outside and took a nice walk, but the cats grossed me out. Don't get me wrong, I like a good cat -- I had the world's greatest orange cat for 12 years and I still miss him -- but 43 semi-feral cats in an indoor/outdoor enclosure, all with various health problems that made them un-adoptable... well, yuck. The smell... don't get me started on the smell. Jim made me laugh when he came out of the cat house (heh) wrinkling his nose and said, "Reminds me of your grandmother." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's funny 'cause it's true. God rest her soul.

When we got home I cleaned the house in earnest and did countless loads of laundry, because my life is splendid and glamorous. Also because I hate stepping on chicken pieces. I mean seriously, wtf?!

On a related note, I forgot how much I love Pine Sol. Yeah, don't be hatin' on my glam lifestyle. ;) Last night was much more pleasant; the house was tidy and clean, everything in its place again. Happy sigh.

Ok, that's about all I've got for now. Happy Monday, everyone! Hope you're all in good health and good spirits.
XOXO

Friday, November 6, 2009

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Pervs, I'm not talking about tits or ass. I'm talking about your Office Space! Show me your desk and/or the place where you do most of your blogging and computing. Snap me a pic and post it on your blog & then let me know you've done it, would ya? I'll link to yours from the OOBH on Monday, and if you don't have a blog I'll post yours here if you'd like. Come on -- play! It'll be fuuuuuuun.

What can I say? It's Friday and I have very little other material, yet I still felt like sayin' hi. Hi!

I'll start. Here's my desk at work, which is where I do most of my blogging.



I'll give you the cook's tour. First, here are my Lebowski bobble heads, which serve as a daily reminder of who The Bev really is. Note the Swingline stapler next to them. Shout out to Milton!



Today's breakfast of champions: medium coffee and an allergy pill. Jealous?



What kind of mother would I be if I didn't have some photos of my husband and kidlets at work? Of course, they're all over a year old and my kids don't even look like this anymore, but whatev. A for effort, I say! Yes, that's a Santa's Village snow globe of me and Mala on the log flume ride. And?



Last but not least, this is a cocktail monkey that I found in my pocket after a friend's bachelorette party in Boston 1000 years ago. Why do I still have it and why does he live on my work desk? I'm not entirely sure, but maybe he reminds me of my friends and of enjoying delicious fruity cocktails in the shadow of the Green Monster? I'm going with that, yeah.



So there you have it. Show me your Office Space! Oh, and have a happy weekend.

XOXOX

ETA: Whiskey Girl has already posted her Office Space. YAY! Keep 'em coming!