Hey there, you sexy beasts! How's it going? I'm sorry I've been MIA a lot this week, but I've been busier than a one-legged Riverdancer. Plus, I admit I've been in a bit of a blogging slump; when I sit down to try to write for my beloved OOBH I come up woefully blank. Don't worry though; much like the gas from the ill-advised bowl of Hormel chili I had for lunch yesterday, this too shall pass.
TMI? Sorry. I thought you were into that sort of thing. ;)
This has been an interesting week. For starters, my youngest son (age 3) has become oddly fixated on a song from the Marmaduke soundtrack, which means I've been starting every morning jamming out to some Tupac. That's right - the boys and I rock it out to California Love every morning - we roll up to the school with the base throbbing, heads bobbing, then we throw up gang signs to the para-professionals who greet the kids and go our separate ways. We pretty much rule that school, old-skool, but it does set an odd tone to the day. Not bad, just a little different. It makes me laugh, though, and mama likes to laugh.
Coitus.
Halloween is just around the corner! Is anybody dressing up? I was going to be a sexy witch but the other night I decided that I might look around for a Maude Lebowski wig. It's probably not the most current costume idea, but it's a classic and I do love me some Maude! I've already got Jim growing in some Dude-ish facial hair, too.
Speaking of Halloween, I shared this funny Elvira video on the OOBH Facebook page yesterday. Btw, if you haven't become a fan of the OOBH yet, what are you waiting for? Even on days when I don't have the energy to make a blog post I'm usually farting around over on Fecesbook, so come talk to me, why don'tcha?
Okay, enough pandering. Check out this hot bish:
This woman is 59 years old. FML.
I love her! When I was a kid I always wanted my dad to rent me one of her movies at the video store but he never would. You see that? Even as a child I was drawn to her snarky persona and enormous knockers like a moth to a flame. In this quick video she is spoofing political laughing-stock Christine O'Donnell, and in so doing she has provided me with my new personal slogan. Take a look - you'll know what I mean:
I'm you, 'cept with bigger tits.
Put that on my headstone and call it a day! Could it BE any more perfect? No, no it could not. Hmm, this gives me an idea.... Maybe I'll ditch my Maude costume idea and just go for the gusto and be Elvira! *wheels turning*
Okay, poopsies. Gotta run. Lots to do today and miles to go before I sleep. Hope you all have a groovy weekend! XOXO
