Daddy issues? Moi? I don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
Here goes--actors I'd totally shag even though some of them are--how do I say this delicately? A bit long in the tooth.
Jeff Bridges, age 61
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| The dude abides | 
Harrison Ford, age 68
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| I can even forgive him for both the earring and Calista Flockhart. The man was Han Solo AND Indiana Jones! | 
 Clint Eastwood, age 80 (!)
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| Okay, so I probably wouldn't do him because of the old-man smell, but the man's a legend... and I have a thing for cowboys. | 
 George Clooney, age 50
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| George is still young and still smokin' hot after all these years! Plus funny, smart, and a humanitarian. *swoon* | 
Denzel Washington, age 56
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| This man does not age! | 
Jerry Stiller, age 83
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| HAHA--GOT YA! | 
Susan Sarandon, age 64
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| Mother-lover. | 
 Meryl Streep, age 61
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| Love her. | 
Michelle Pfeiffer, age 52 
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| She's still got it. | 
Sigourney Weaver, age 61 
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| This is how a natural beauty ages. | 
 Helen Mirren, age 65
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| She looks better in a bikini than I do. Bitch. |