HOLLA, BEYOTCHES!
My tens of readers have been so patient and understanding of my blogging slackerdom that I felt I owed you a fun and special post. Trouble is, there just wasn't anything interesting going on! Then I stumbled across this blog, and I knew I had to share it. After all, the
Girls of eBay are right up my alley--their blog is full of DIY models who hock their wares on eBay using only their God-given (or not) assets, a camera, and their cunning.
Brava, girls of eBay!
BRAVA.
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| My sister wore this outfit in 1978, but she rocked it. |
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| Excuse me, are you Heidi Klum? No? Oh, sorry. My mistake. You must get that all the time. |
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| Yeah... that's flattering. The purple shoes pull the whole look together. |
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| How much you bench? |
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| Facial polka dots: the ultimate accessory. |
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| A FeMullet AND fishing penguins? My cup runneth over! |
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| Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. |
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| Hurry up and take the picture, I gotta pee! |
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| Nice vest, brah. Does it come in Men's? |
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| Cheer up, Maggie Gyllenhaal. |
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| I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "bransexual." |
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| Ten kinds of WTF in one "flattering" outfit. |
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| Didn't Luke Skywalker slay this thing on the Hoth Planet? |
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| Just like Spanx -- the flab has to go SOMEWHERE, people! |
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| Men want her, women want to BE her. |
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| Don't act like you're too cool for this sweater. We know better. |
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| Why so glum, Morticia? |
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| Scoliosis is SO last season. |
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| Mrs. Robinson, if you're trying to seduce me... put on a bra. |
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| What. The. FUCK? |
Tons more fashion monstrosities and the lovely ladies who don them
here.
Have a happy day!
