Greetings, people of the interwebz! It's Wednesday and I'm in a rather foul mood. Again. It might have something to do with the fact that my kid keeps waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn, so I'm beat. Or perhaps it's because I had to go head-to-head with my older son's teacher yesterday after he got in trouble for yawning in class yesterday. Yes,
yawning. Ummm, WTF?
Listen, D, I know you're only seven, but could you PLEASE try to be more robotic? It would make life in grammar school much easier for all of us. Mkay, thaaaaaanks!*eye roll*
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If you're looking for trouble, you found it. |
After I fired off a "What the fucking fuck is the meaning of this?" email the teacher called and spoke to Jim about it. Long story short, she agreed that maybe she shouldn't be riding a 2nd grader like Secretariat and we agreed not to call the principal and complain about her. So now everybody's happy... ish. But we'll be keeping a close eye on things from now on.
Anyhooters, I could use a good chuckle, couldn't you? Allow me to display some of the gems I've unearthed during my usual internet wanderings lately. I think we'll both feel better afterwards.
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NTTAWWT |
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*snicker* |
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I am Batman. Er... Catman. |
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This is my favorite: movies associated with each state in the U.S.
What About Bob? I'll take it! I thought they'd go with the obvious choice of
On Golden Pond, but whatevs. What did you get?
(Click to enlarge.... that's what she said!)
There. I *do* feel a little better. Hope you do, too. :)
Have a great Hump Day!
* In space terms that's about a half a million miles.