You know the rules. Of the following celebs, which one would you bang like a screen door in the wind, ma-wwy like Princess Buttercup, or smack like a rude frat boy?
Feel free to choose both boys & girls - we don't judge.
The Ladies:
Professional Weight-Gainer Kirstie Alley
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Funny Lady/Potty Mouth Sarah Silverman
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Actress/GILF Betty White
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The Guys:
Musician/reality star/bandana-wearer Bret Michaels
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5sOLT4vAoMdDiggBFVuGdNLuztpRVo9HoeEBz6KjBe3C7ZGGSopcEZcvwFg8SnnX5fjwsCIojwR7LL9Pf4dTRVtIaOZ702tqTM1OlIanqMYC3K4456gqZmXpXyKrELI8Ir5idC4_h944/s320/bretmichaels.jpg)
Singer/songwriter/blabbermouth John Mayer
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Vanilla Gorilla/TV personality/philanderer Jesse James
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